In the loop

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Just keep me completely out of any loops that require non-consensual responsibility. For all other loops, let i = 0 then i++ until i >= 100.

Related community: !outoftheloop@lemmy.world

NO! Did you not read my shirt?

I feel like my loop shirt answers the questions raised by my loop shirt.

Is that... JD Vance?

He takes his nose ring out before speeches.

I mean it goes with the eye shadow

JD Vance may single handedly destroy the popularity of the full beard on a chubby face, which is basically the millennial version of a comb-over (except they're hiding fat neck instead of hair loss).

Kinda like Hitler did with the toothbrush mustache.

Or in my case the severe lack of chin.

The good lord really fucked me over all the way around.

He's not as popular as Hitler. Read that as uncharitably as you want, pick the best year for corporal couch fucker and the worst year for the literal nazi and the couch fucker still ain't as popular.

It's more that he does the painted-on beard.

All colour, no volume.

For people willing to put some time into growing it, I think it's ok.

Probably also his moon face makes it more distinctly "him".

I only want to know Tales from the Loop.

"No little German boy, don't go into the time loop!"

"Mein gott! Mein gott! Mein gott! Mein..."

This guy is looping in the right direction

NOW you're telling me there's loop-related responsibilities?