And all I got was this lousy hat.

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And all I got was this lousy hat.
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Why inject heroin when you can inject Alfredo sauce straight into the vein.

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One will kill you every time, the other will show you a very brief good time first before ruining the rest of your life.

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Sounds like it’s Alfredo into the veins.

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Naloxone, sold under the brand name Narcan among others, is an opioid antagonist, a medication used to reverse or reduce the effects of opioids. For example, it is used to restore breathing after an opioid overdose.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naloxone

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"When you're here, you're overdosing."

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It doesn't waste anybody's time that's why I love this slogan

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I found the Treasure of Mêlée Island

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All I could think about is that US state rep recently saying he turned to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. It all makes so much sense now…

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Turning to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking-lot sounds oddly similar to sucking dick behind a 7-11....

...just sayin'

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What's the context?

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Pretty sure the context was "at Olive Garden"

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Presumably, man got narcanned at Olive Garden.

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I’m pretty sure that’s a babies head 🧐

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