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if 1: return True

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I think I saw a 2…

Go back to bed bender, there’s no such thing as a 2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ternary_computer

Think of the fun we’d have, still no 2 though.



Fake news. There’s no such thing as a 2.


Nah you’re just reading the voltage instead of its logical representation



Now get ready for fuzzy logic!

  • -1.0 = false
  • 0.0 = neutral
  • 1.0 = true

Also now you know more about AI than most AI bros on the internet.


The not so funny thing is that if you try this in scripting languages -1 and 1 are both truthy so…

Because you need to infer the fuzzy boolean as a type (I personally plan to make one that works between -127 and 127, on integers instead of floats), and then write an interpreter to use the values accordingly.




C be like ā€œthis shit is true afā€ and it’s the number 6396128.

And it’s an error code from a library call, because false means the call succeeded.

This is the way. Exceptions are overrated.

I used to use enums for my return codes.

Then I got pissed I had to add my enum definition to every project I worked on.

I now return integers based on errno





Bash would be confused

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Bash, does in fact apply to all UNIX-like shells.

Yes I know, I was gonna say ā€œshell is confusedā€ but it just didn’t feel like it had the same ring to it



Use perl exec to run a bash script. Now you’re confused, too. And not just about why you’re using perl.



if (true)
return BIG;


Bool me once, shame on thee. Bool me twice, shame on me.

Bool or bool not, there’s no twice.



I think some memes should have a sign that says: ā€œYou must be this high to rideā€.



I think that this couldn’t be any funnier.


1.00 is so real


New Drake meme format?

Orange jacket guy, for those that don’t know. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/drakeposting/photos and now you know.


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