Stupid ass bigfootcels

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Microblog reply: "beef in the cryptid community between bigfootcels and giant squid maxxers". Post: Poorly drawn graph showing that the amount of giant squid footage increased linearly with the number of cameras while the amount of bigfoot footage staid constant.
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so we will just ignore the facts?

I mean, the graph is fake, but giant squids are real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid


Is the cross between Bigfoot and the Giant Squid a Bigsquid or Giant Foot?



Yeah I got cited in a textbook on cryptozoology, because I once wrote a suburb newspaper article about a lion that some one let loose, except I said I wrote that because I was an intern. My sister won’t let it go

I apologize for that incoherence, but its largely true :)


I wouldn’t worry about the citation. I’m sure it will eventually be instrumental in solving a crime.



Hear me out: what if Bigfoot is a vampire?


Or a wereclown!

If you get bit you run for congress.




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