It was revealed to me by the microplastics in my brain

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Oh, you're locked in? That's cool. I am locked out of my dominoes.com account for 72 hours for trying to make God's Sacred Holy Pizza that was revealed to me in a dream (no crust, all sauce, antelope eyeballs, encased in a glass pyramid)
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Well no shit your order isn’t processing. You’re trying to order a holy pizza on an unholy operating system. Here’s your fix.

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Preferred solution for an unholy operating system:

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God only supports x86, all other architectures go straight to Hell

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333? That’s only halfway to hell

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🎵 I’m only haaaalfway to hell … 🎵

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Bro that’s just stew in a fancy bowl

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Damnable Pizza merchant! The customer is always right!

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It still fucked up the eyes tho. Those seem very demonic human.

Antelope eyes supposedly look more like this:

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Idk about Antelope eyeballs but most fish eyeballs taste great.

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