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Picture of a spongebob shaped piece of soap captioned: "Bro I am not cleaning my ass with this 💀"
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Soap bar square pants?


Who puts the bar of soap in their ass crack? Rub the soap on your hands and use your soapy hands to wash your ass.

Don’t you tell me how to live



Get a wash cloth you disgusting heathen.


Freakbob breached containment


Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?!


He’s afraid he’ll enjoy it too much.



A least it’s not the abrasive side.


Shouldn’t was your ass with soap. You kill the bacteria that keep it healthy.
edit : just look it up. asswhipes.

Should absolutely wash the outside part of your ass. Just don’t push the bar of soap inside.

Well now you tell me


And no, flared base is not enough here, so don’t start carving


Don’t you dare hinder me from experiencing the experience with the sponge.



“Hey everyone, the reason people gag from my rotten ass smell from feet away is that I’m more healthy than them”

No one else on Lemmy has earned the tag “doesn’t wash ass”. …Congratulations?

But did you bother to look it up… it always starts with “the answer may surprise you…”

Yeah you’ll always be the “I don’t wash my ass” guy to me lol

Oh well. I tried. Nice talking to you, friend.





Washing yourself is healthy, overdoing anything is unhealthy. Yes you will kill good bacteria, but you also kill bad (streptococcus for example). I use sensitive non antibacterial soap daily and mix in antibacterial wash a few times a week. Mainly for my armpits, ass, face, and junk.

Maintain a balance, but please wash your ass.


You’re one of those guys who doesn’t wipe their ass either because it’s Gay, aren’t you?



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