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All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

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A handwritten note on a marble countertop. "How do you console an English teacher?" "There, their, they're..."

All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

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Suck it linguists I'll make my own grammar rolls 😜😂

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Post by keva Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls, with attached picture of cinnamon rolls. Reply by BrazilFlair Just like grammar used to make.

Suck it linguists I'll make my own grammar rolls 😜😂

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Checkmate Grammar, Brain wins

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Tumblr post by ace-nyctophyle and replies: any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK BEAUTIFUL I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall why do these make some semblance of sense Because brains don't brain logically Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn't logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

Checkmate Grammar, Brain wins... 😂

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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a lot cooler, but it's missing ÅÄÖ the black metal letters

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Post by Keep Calm and Carrion How did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a lot cooler, but it's missing ÅÄÖ the black metal letters... 😂

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