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I would read this story about the weird observations of Dana Holmes and her sarcastic boyfriend I assume is called Watson 🤔😂

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Post by dana bad My bf was like “sometimes you act like sherlock holmes but without the genius. Like you're always making weird observations but they're inaccurate.”

I would read this story about the weird observations of Dana Holmes and her sarcastic boyfriend I assume is called Watson 🤔😂

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The book nerd commandments: 1

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A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous' Side by side photos of two people sniffing books. Fake Dictionary entry: book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing] verb 1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret 2. how book nerds get high

The book nerd commandments:1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

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It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness

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A six panel comic by Tom Gauld with a little man sitting infront of his laptop. 1: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED! 2: YOUR ITEM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED! 3: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED! 4: YOUR BOOK HAS BEEN NEGLECTED: LEFT ON THE SHELF, UNREAD AND FORGOTTEN, GATHERING DUST FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. 5: The little man looks concerned. 6: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

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That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁 But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called?

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Post by Louise Jensen Duffy So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁 But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called? 🤔 My genetic disorder just makes me want to pee all the time 😂

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What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" 😜😂

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Photo of a sign in a bookshop window. In large white letters on a black background it says: FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" 😜😂

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I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them!

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Cover a book I assume doesn't actually exist, with a 1950s looking picture of a young man pointing at an engine. Title: Everything I don't like is WOKE, a book for basic dickheads The young man saying: This engine is woke.

I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them! 😜😂

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It's a hard knock life when you don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder 😜😂

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A historic painting of a woman with her head a cushioned stool looking frenzied and depressed. Caption: "Are you okay?" Me: No. I don't have a bookshelf a with a rolling ladder.

It's a hard knock life when you don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder 😜😂

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I'd like to replace that last one with, "Books where you can figure out the end after reading the first few pages

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Types of headached memes showing four heads with diffrent amounts of red to indicate severity. 1: Some red, Migrane 2: Some red, Hypertension 3: Some red, Stress 4: Full red all over head, book doesn't end how you thought it should

I'd like to replace that last one with, "Books where you can figure out the end after reading the first few pages." 😜😁

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If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

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Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier. | went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted. I'm going to Hell, but I'll go laughing.

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

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But if I have a choice I prefer in the bath, the massage chair, the couch, and the bed in that order

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I WILL READ BOOKS ON A BOAT. I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A GOAT. I WILL READ BOOKS ON THE TRAIN. I WILL READ BOOKS IN THE RAIN. I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A FOX. I WILL READ BOOKS IN A BOX I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A MOUSE. I WILL READ BOOKS IN A HOUSE. I WILL READ BOOKS HERE AND THERE. I WILL READ BOOKS EVERYWHERE.

But if I have a choice I prefer in the bath, the massage chair, the couch, and the bed in that order... 😁

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Too many novels is definitely how I want to go, but I'm probably more likely to suffer from a stong bout of drawing-room anguish 😜😂

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Historic painting of a woman lying in bed. Caption: Things Women In Literature Have Died From The list: Cold hands Pony exhaustion Beautiful face Strolling congestion Missing slippers Sherry served too cold Wrist fevers Ship infidelity Night brain Going outside at night In Italy Shawl Insufficiency Clergyman's dropsy Too many pillows Flirting headaches Garden troubles River unhappiness Someone said "No" very loudly General bummers Letter-reading fits Mmmf Drawing-room anguish Beautiful chestnut hair Not enough pillows Spinal degeneration as a result of pride Haven't seen the sea In a long time Parents too happy Too many novels The Unpleasantness

Too many novels is definitely how I want to go, but I'm probably more likely to suffer from a stong bout of drawing-room anguish 😜😂

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Someone should make a virtual tickler for e-books, otherwise it's discrimination 😜😂 @ bookstodon @ books @ humor@fedigroups

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Photo of a standing blackboard outside a shop with a hand drawn image of a sad looking book sitting on a shelf. Caption: The books are bored. Come inside and give them a tickle.

Someone should make a virtual tickler for e-books, otherwise it's discrimination 😜😂 @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

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So, putting the book down where you finish reading it until it organically evolves into a pile of books doesn't count as "arranging"?

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A meme with pictures of six diffrent bookshelves. Caption: How do you arrange your books? 1. HEIGHT 2. PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE 3. COLOR 4. STACKED 5. ALPHABETICAL 6. CHRONDLOGIAL

So, putting the book down where you finish reading it until it organically evolves into a pile of books doesn't count as "arranging"? Rude! 😜😂

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Would I read this crossover, hell yes I would!

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Picture of the cover of Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms" with an inserted photo from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" where the Black Knight has just had his arms chopped of and it's apprently just a scratch....

Would I read this crossover, hell yes I would! 😂 @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @bookstodon

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