In this post, I introduce a new Ghidra script that elicits high-level explanatory comments for decompiled function code from the GPT-3 large language model. This script is called G-3PO. In the first few sections of the post, I discuss the motivation and rationale for building such a tool, in the context of existing automated tooling for software reverse engineering. I look at what many of our tools — disassemblers, decompilers, and so on — have in common, insofar as they can be thought of as automatic paraphrase or translation tools. I spend a bit of time looking at how well (or poorly) GPT-3 handles these various tasks, and then sketch out the design of this new tool.